SETUP

1. We need at least 4 PLAYERS—more is better, bigger is better. Believe me.
2. Everybody gets 6 UNFILTERED MOMENTS & POSTS CARDS to start. These are the answers, the responses.

Some of them are TERRIFIC, others? Total garbage. SAD

3. Choose the FIRST CARD CZAR. Big job, big responsibility.

This person will decide the first round WINNER… and EXPOSE the LOSERS.

HOW TO PLAY

1. The Card Czar draws a Totally Random Card and reads it aloud. Very dramatic, very powerful. This card has the blank you’re trying to fill in. Got it?
2. You, the players—my so-called competitors—you pick one Unfiltered Moments & Posts Card from your hand, the funniest, the most ME-worthy, and submit it facedown. No peeking, no cheating. Cheaters are the worst. Total disasters.
3. Here’s the twist, like my dance! After you submit your card, you IMMEDIATELY draw a new one. That’s right. You could get lucky, draw a Trump Card (See Trump Card Mechanics) – Tremendous excitement.
4. The Card Czar reads all the cards out loud and picks the best one. Only the best. The WINNER gets the Totally Random Card, which is like a trophy, but smaller.

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE…

THE T.R.U.M.P. CARD MECHANICS

Oh, this is where it gets really good. I mean REALLY GOOD!

1. If you have a Trump Card—one of the best cards, by the way—you can STEAL the win. That’s right, STEAL IT! The Card Czar announces the winner, but you say, “Not so fast,” and drop that Trump Card like a BOSS.
2. If multiple players play Trump Cards, the LOWEST number wins. It’s a battle, a tremendous battle.
3. If I play with you, I am the Trump Card and my number is 1, so you all lose every hand! You will not find MY #1 card in the game. Maybe I let you borrow it if your nice?

PASS THE ROLE

The Card Czar job rotates after each round. Because even the greatest leaders—like me—share the spotlight once in a while. Not often, but sometimes.

WINNING THE GAME

Each round, the WINNER is given the Totally Random Card they won! These are 1 point each.You play until you decide to stop, maybe 10?

Maybe you get bored because you’re losing—sad! Or maybe someone is just winning too much. It happens, folks, it happens to me all the time.

When the game ends, the person with the most Totally Random Cards—the MOST points—is the WINNER. Everyone else?

Losers, haters, total disasters. But don’t feel bad. You tried. It’s not your fault you’re not as good as the winner. (or me)

QR CODES

You can scan the QR code on the Unfiltered Moments & Posts Cards! It’s so easy, even LOW I.Q. folks could probably do it—maybe. Here’s how you do it, and you’re gonna do it so well:

1. Take out your phone—hopefully, it’s a great phone, a tremendous phone. iPhone®, Android®, whatever, doesn’t matter.
2. Open the camera app—it’s right there. Beautiful app, does incredible things.
3. Point it at the QR code—just like that, and boom! Instantly, it recognizes it. They say it’s like magic, but I say it’s just great technology.
4. Tap the link that pops up—easy, simple, and frankly, it works.
5. Listen to what was said or posted! Historical? Monumental? Record Breaking!

FINAL WORDS

So, there you have it!

The T.R.U.M.P. Card Game™

It’s BIG.

It’s BOLD.

It’s BEAUTIFUL.

It’s the BEST GAME you’ll ever play.

Now go out there and WIN. Believe me, it’ll be TREMENDOUS!